The 13 Toys from the Nod Catalog that Made the Connor Approval

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1. Drum Set

Why? Because who wouldn’t want a drum set to bang on and annoy your parents to the edge.

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2. Mustache Set

Why? Because I’ve had them before and they are some of the best mustaches I’ve   ever had. {But remember they get itchy after a while.}

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3. Chess Set

Why? Because who doesn’t enjoy a game of chess, and if you don’t know how to play its never too late to learn, and if your too lazy to even do that, get off your bum and do something.

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4. Hamburger Nod Chair

Why? Because did you hear the name? Hamburger Chair. And who on earth {beside vegetarians} wouldn’t want a hamburger chair, and it’s the best selling chair this season.

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5. Acoustic Guitar

Why? Because wouldn’t like to have a friend over and tell him that you can play the guitar. But the next thing is a little cooler than this…

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6. Electric Guitar

Why? Because then you can really rub it in your friend’s face that you are a rock star, and you can show off to impress the girls.

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7. Bowling

Why? Because if your family doesn’t always have the time like my family to go to Pinstripes then you need the bowling set. It’s safer then using a ten pound ball and easy to play, but don’t play around breakable objects, I learned that the hard way.

 

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8. Basketball Hoop

Why? Because I have it and it brings fun ,enjoyment and being able to dunk all in one thing. When you dunk try to make yourself as Michael Jordan then pretend that there’s a crowd that will cheer you up when you get a C on your math test.

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9. Foosball

Why? Because who isn’t a fan of the game, I mean who doesn’t like fake plastic guys in shorts attached to a sticks kicking around a plastic ball? Okay never mind that last comment. Now, as I was saying, if you’ve never played a good old fashion foosball game you should be arrested, I mean it’s like never eating a hotdog for crying out loud!!!

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10. Air Hockey

Why? Because it’s air hockey. Everyone likes it. It’s like the miniature version of hockey and I bet $100 that if you ask anyone if they want an Air Hockey table, they will say yes and even I would want one if I didn’t already have one.

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11. Three-In-One Table

Why? Because it combines three of my favorite things on this foosball, ping-pong, and air hockey and it’s all of those in one table so you can have three of the best things whereever you go.

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12. Balance Board

Why? Because it’s like surfing but inside and you also at the same time have to get a marble through the maze inside. It mixes strategy with balance and are you up to the test to conquer the balance board?

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13. Blue Ginormous Beanbag with the name Connor on it

Why? Because it has my name on it and it’s a bean bag.